It’s only ten am, but then! And I have already walked the dog, Fed the cats, And fed the dog! Had a shower that was a wow(er) Lovely dovely, nice and clean, Been shopping , I’m dropping, not stopping Made a stew, Pugh , tastes good too, Made an apple and blackberry crumble I hear my tummy rumble, Had some toast , with lovely butter The dog had half, I have to mutter, And some coffee, iced cold but good for me, Made my husband a cup of tea, While he sleeps in front of me And now I’m back to bed to rest my weary head and have it said I’ll have another sleep Before I end up in a heap!