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Iβve met a couple of second-year med students.
I thought I was organized but apparently, Iβve just scratched the surface.
Everyone uses Google calendar βGCalβ - for EVERYTHING,
and Iβve seen it, their days are packed - bye-bye βfree time.β
Want to grab lunch, hang-out or even hook-up with someone?
Check their GCal and send them an invite.
(poem time!)..
GCal flex π»β¨
I got the word π¬ At first π¬ I was lowkey sus π€¨
could it be thus βοΈ but they offered proof π―
GCal π» runs ππΌββοΈββ‘οΈthe superiority complex π«
everyone keeps-it-g π»β¨connectedly π
AI puts our schedule ππ°οΈ in GCal π» form,
so right away β π, weβre Β½ π way home π
The typical school day = 12 hrs π
Save your brain, let GCal π»β¨be π the boss π§ β‘οΈπ€
Sleep π΄, snacks π, 5-mi walk πΆβοΈβ got it on lock π
No winginβ it π«, just colored blocks β¬οΈ all on the clock π
So, freshie AV π©π will get a ping π±β βCome chill?β ποΈ
Iβll click yes βοΈ, cause itβs just the drill π¬
βShare lunch?β π½οΈ Invite sent βοΈ
Netflix and chill πΏ? Event alert! π¨
Invite a romantic move π βHook up?β 11:30 PM πͺπ
You never βΎοΈ know, he πββοΈ/she πββοΈ might accept π© β
Maybe GCalΒ Β π» love is π or lit π₯, but datingβs doomed π,
in the calculus of m-school scheduling ποΈπ βοΈ, so just move π on
In med-school ββπ, weβre like a team ποΈ, we need to be tight ποΈ,
weβre all π₯ on the clock β°, and nothing π« can be left to chance π².
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Songs for this:
Closer (feat. Halsey) by The Chainsmokers
I Ain't Worried by OneRepublic
Levitating (feat. DaBaby) by Dua Lipa
Calendar by Paris Combo
I thought I was organized but apparently, Iβve just scratched the surface.
Everyone uses Google calendar βGCalβ - for EVERYTHING,
and Iβve seen it, their days are packed - bye-bye βfree time.β
Want to grab lunch, hang-out or even hook-up with someone?
Check their GCal and send them an invite.
(poem time!)..
GCal flex π»β¨
I got the word π¬ At first π¬ I was lowkey sus π€¨
could it be thus βοΈ but they offered proof π―
GCal π» runs ππΌββοΈββ‘οΈthe superiority complex π«
everyone keeps-it-g π»β¨connectedly π
AI puts our schedule ππ°οΈ in GCal π» form,
so right away β π, weβre Β½ π way home π
The typical school day = 12 hrs π
Save your brain, let GCal π»β¨be π the boss π§ β‘οΈπ€
Sleep π΄, snacks π, 5-mi walk πΆβοΈβ got it on lock π
No winginβ it π«, just colored blocks β¬οΈ all on the clock π
So, freshie AV π©π will get a ping π±β βCome chill?β ποΈ
Iβll click yes βοΈ, cause itβs just the drill π¬
βShare lunch?β π½οΈ Invite sent βοΈ
Netflix and chill πΏ? Event alert! π¨
Invite a romantic move π βHook up?β 11:30 PM πͺπ
You never βΎοΈ know, he πββοΈ/she πββοΈ might accept π© β
Maybe GCalΒ Β π» love is π or lit π₯, but datingβs doomed π,
in the calculus of m-school scheduling ποΈπ βοΈ, so just move π on
In med-school ββπ, weβre like a team ποΈ, we need to be tight ποΈ,
weβre all π₯ on the clock β°, and nothing π« can be left to chance π².
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Songs for this:
Closer (feat. Halsey) by The Chainsmokers
I Ain't Worried by OneRepublic
Levitating (feat. DaBaby) by Dua Lipa
Calendar by Paris Combo
BLT Merriam Webster word of the day challenge 08/13/35:
Calculus = the mathematics of estimating change
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slangβ¦
keep it g = βkeep it gangstaβ repurposed for GCalπ» π
Calculus = the mathematics of estimating change
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slangβ¦
keep it g = βkeep it gangstaβ repurposed for GCalπ» π
