In front of you, a cocktail glass with melted ice and a pink straw, she wants you to come You are going home, but on your way out You meet an old friend So you have another drink Before you know other friends arrive, great fun, and we sing It is four before you get home and crash on the couch And you know when you wake up at noon She will not be mad, you will be sad; say it with flowers and a promise to be home every night Before the Ed Sylvain show The phone rings, and an old crooner is having his last show You can't miss that His wife can come along, it will be fun, but we can't We have to behave around Nancy