People are dynamic.
Give them time,
And they will change.

So isn't it just a shame,
That we give them such static names?


My dear, look at how much you've changed!
And yet, you still go by the same old name.
Why not switch to something more fitting?

How about we reintroduce ourselves,
With names that truly reflect our current states?

That's right, my dear.
You can call me killer,
And I will call you dead.