I drowned in his astoundingly
Dreamy enchantingness
Fully submerged in the spell
Of his jaw-dropping enchantment
His dream-lit deliciousness

I cherished his robust frame
Of next-level sultry strength
Phenomenal trigonometry
Line, angles, and immaculate curves
So slick they kept me mad lit

He flexed prepossessing geometry
Sun-kissed sizzling symmetry
His abs, straight-up attention-snatching algebra
Each one a daddylicious equation
I greatly craved to solve

He was my mathematical man candy
My tender trigonometric treasure
My charming Calculus loverman
So freshalicious and man-nificent
His succulent structure shimmered like algebra
His beard, a seamless equation of dreamy greatness

He made me feel soft like a rose
Wrapped in his macho embrace
I was too gay to the max for him
Gay beyond the limits of logic
Beyond the boundaries of biology
Beyond the laws of gay physics