He was straight-up **** excellence
Saucy chocolate poetry
Lava-level luscious robustness
Pec-poppin’ perfection
Tatted-up temptation

Hypnotic hunkwork
Finesse-fueled freshness
Macho-magnetic mantasticness
Oozing smooth, sensational flavor
Brick-built, sun-kissed, so stacked
In all the right places

His machoness was my queer addiction zone
My top-notch vault
Of extra delectable sauce
My incredible mountain
Of insurmountable heat
To harbor in my mind, body, and soul

My walking poetic marvel
So dapperly styled
So saucily supreme
So dreamylicious to the max
He was in the Queer Hall of Fame
In my rainbow domain

I was gay-derailed
Past the limits of queer physics
With him, I was lost in his
Man candy equation
Splashiness plus swagtasticness
Multiplied by boundless highs
Equals my queer fiery desire
Amplifying without ending