The Danish Mermaid 
 
The famous mermaid of Denmark we know well 
a grey figure, the color of seals with ******* 
That was not seen as a threat to anyone's sensibility  
I have described the old mermaid, I didn't know
There was a new one, whose large, **** **** had 
caused uproar among the female population in
the democratic kingdom of Denmark 
The spokesperson for women claims that women
do not look that voluptuous and want the statue 
removed from public display, shielded from eyes 
of lust of men who know what, 22 years old
looks like in  hushed evening light
The women of power who run the charming land
have prudish tendencies and will not upset their
sisters showing what a young woman looks like
**** and full of life