I was ten thousand times gay
For the glory of dreamy allure
Caught in a gay trance
Floating through his flavor nation
Of sensational handsomeness

I was gay drunk off his hot chocolate heat
Every inch of him a radiantly untouchable masterpiece
Splashiness spilling with every step he took
His five-star **** appeal
Had me mad gay, mega gay, infinitely gay

Stranded on Planet Daddy
Blissed out on the magic
Of his incomparable attractiveness
He was my beard-blessed bombshell
My picturesque mountain
Of immaculate spectacularness
My boss-level delectable fantasy man

I was strung out on his hunky drip
Chained to his cannon-lit enchantment
His juice-maxed, heat-packing mantasticness
Knockout-dripped slickness
Macho-seismic delight that blew my mind
I was laid up in his contagious vibe
Enthralled by his macho five-star sauce