He was my thugtastic splashy snack
My thick-bearded magnet
My grand man paradise
My rainbow trance dream knight
My awesomeness overdose
My gay candy shop of macho greatness

He set my inner gayness ablaze
Had me feeling like I dancing
On the enchanting sun
Encased in his manly love
I could never get enough
Of his gangbuster rollercoaster
Of dope macho bravado

I was sauced up to the max
Swimming in his sizzling
Irresistible zaddyjuice
I was hooked, gagged, and
Deep-fried in his certified five-star swagger

I was tranced the hell out
Spinning in his gleaming dominion
Of seamless dreaminess
So **** gay for him
Lost in the magic of his top-shelf macho sauce
Hella obsessed, soul-snatched, and
Crazy lit off his street-blessed sexaliciousness