He was my savory zaddy buffet
My gangsta mountain of crash-hot passion
Thick-built and soul-lit
Musclelicious and hunknificent
He had me weak in the knees
With his alpha-stacked abs
Heavy-duty arms

His man-cheek masterpiece was juicy poetry
Made for my gay fantasies
A tender love letter to treasure
A slow jam with beat-knocking cadence

He had me gay-floating on a thousand clouds
So strung out on his splashalicious fire
His unmatched zaddy magic
His fresh, electric magnetism

Forever calling him my rhythm king
My loverman supreme
My spellbinding kryptonite delight
My swagtastical dream daddy