what is the difference between
the Prophet and
the Herald?

can anyone tell me?
i've seen it in practice:

in the ancient times
women had the gift of prophesy
and soothing tones
of withcraft
but then a strange shift happened
and men were supposed
to take
over... failed...
spectacular failures
like the Crucifixion and the Quran...

but i ask you now:
what is the difference between
a Prophet and a Herald?

i know my Four Horsemen...
they are a combination
of

Nicotine
Caffeine
Alcohol
and Marijuana

like that Queens of the Stone Age Song...
Nicotine Caffeine
Alcohol and Marijuana...

just when egress was about to happen there was
an argument at White Hart Lane
between **** knows who
but i was waiting for a flood of people
and i couldn't have an arugment
in the street
no one figured out the best resolved
thankfully i had a loud horn
that could record my voice
i just walked into the argument
waited a bit
then signaled the SIREN...
blasted it for less than a second
suddenly two police officers
appeared
and the argument seized to be... active...

i will truly miss this crowd control / security
workplace environment....