Lawrence Hall
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Dispatches for the Colonial Office
(note - some inappropriate and immature language)

                   The U. S. Army ***** Patrol is On the March!


      https://www.404media.co/pentagon-says-it-will-continuously-
      monitor-bathrooms-to-comply-with-anti-trans-order/

        “What did you do when you were in the Army, Daddy?”

      “Son, I was proud to spy on my fellow soldiers in the latrine.”


Kamerade Hegseth has issued a decree
All soldiers must be issued a G.I. wiener
Without which they have no permission to ***
In our Army all leaner and meaner

C’mon, boys, let’s wave our little flags!
Above and beyond the call of duty
In a morally pure ***** free of ****
Hegseth will inspect each manly *****

Each morning at reveille and wakeup
(After he admires his muscles and makeup)