My eyes stare at words like vege and meat on a cutting board, cutting each to meaning sound meter, sentences and syllables, my OCD mind refuses to stop revving the gas pedal on my 1991 Buick LaSabre before doing donuts in the parking lot of a shut down K-Mart.
Regrettably, I’ve never actually done donuts in a car. I have been in a car when someone made the choice…15ish years ago. I have been alive long enough to know places that have gone out of business. RadioShack, K-Mart—and the first one—Hollywood Video. There are others I’m not even thinking about, I know, but I used to love Hollywood Video as a kid.