I was so high on his dapperdiculous drip His tall, built, and exquisite physique My heavenly, honeylicious stunner My soul-snatchin’ splashtastic lad My crash-hot Bronx heartthrob My rugged skyline delight My coffee-cream dream king
I crashed into his charm Like a cherry red charger I was lost in his chocolate-covered seductiveness Queer-drunk on his butter-bold hunkiness
He made my knees forget how to move With his daddy deluxe swagger Dreamier than the midnight moon And mesmerizing stars
He was the five-star man-buffet Of my gay dreams My fragrant nation in motion My supreme energy in dope J’s Resplendent with radiant tenderness
My ice-cream gangsta sensation My splashy candy fantasy My all-time divine rhyme I was forever wrapped in his unmatched attractiveness