He was swaggering straight
Through every cell of my being
Full-blown charm explosion
That rendered me speechless
Breathless, hella brain-dead
Sauce-wasted on his hairy, heavenly hotness

His hazel eyes, two portals
Of passion-soaked paradise
His lips, sippable syrupy sweetness
His beard, face fur freshness
Thick and groomed
Smooth like stunning satin sheets
A rug of unprecedented masculinity
For my head to lie on

His back, an endless road
To monumentally enchanting adventures
His abs, so mantastic and attention-snatching
Jaw-dropping showstoppers
His ***, breezy, bouncy, backshot badass

Every inch of him was mad supreme
Gangstalicious hunk energy
I was lost in his kinetic art
His crash-hot king sauce
His next-level Harlem heat
His breathtaking, flavor-slaying nation
Slick-dripped deliciousness

My uptown flame kryptonite
So dopetaculous to the bone
Standing tall, making me fall
Head over heels in love with his
Galactic mantasticness