His masculinity was tongue-twistingly tempting
Gawk-stunning, meltdown-gifted
Wet-dream sculpted, loaded like
A weapon of mass destruction

Every curve a canvas of perfection
That made me freeze like crazy
That pulled me into his sexalicious deliciousness
Every inch of him was slick-glazed
And red-hot smoking like no other

Magnetically passionate
Slang-packed splashiness
The cocktail king of my gay dreams
My *****-voiced loverboy
My flavor-loaded, top-shelf beefcake
My heartthrob hurricane
I stayed high off his alphatastical allure
Gay-wasted on his gangstatacular magnetism
Blissed out, blackout drunk
On his swagged-out masterpiece
Stunned on sight, so in love with his
Mantastically dreamy enchantingness