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Julian Malek
June 4  ·
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I’m glad that you bossed out and said “No ****** Way” I’m the Queen huckleberry finisher of the faith and traded Jokic to the Pacemaker Tricky Dicking “I am the Ghost of Richard John Stuart Mill House Nix Nix Elvis Nixon for a ******* to Tyrese Big Up Haliburton ******* Caitlin Clark and the thuggets also paid “100 Billion Dollars!” Just to use a Madam Tassaudi Sculpture chanting “Ahh Leave the Serb Dead” throwing ****** and rotten bananas at his effigy that suddenly grows bright red and like sharks with freaking lazerbeams on his head vaporizes everyone just to resurrect Jim Irsay just to Own Every Lonely Heart because I said YESSS! grooving to “Bettor, then Revenge” and all your old tunes. But I go back to October 21st all the time when alien angels chirped in ecstatic wonderstruck joy when I got engaged to your real heart and even though you said back then “I’m not your buddy guy, and after I heard your concert  I was like I’m not your guy friend” but you better be my girlfriend even though you were already my wife. And I’m Isla Fisher ***** for you on a Wedding Crashers Marathon of ultimate bliss stealing the Keys to Terry Crews Mansion While We Were Watching Oww My ***** with Beef Supreme(Idiocracy) laughing hysterically while we both literally said “Yes I am Invincible!” until we were frozen in time in space by a teleported 10 foot high crack rock vaporizing instantly until Mini Me showed up and said “I’m not a chicken you’re a turkey” and then we had a ******* with the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles and Alisha Chilianis while Katy Perry Moonwalked to “Fake Awake” and then the ghost of Michael Jackson descended from the crack fumes and said” Shamona Poe Poe Pope like a subway scene **** as Terry Crews said Im having an old friend for dinner on the Telly as he was way too far gone high on ecstasy sailing the Florida Keys “Whale ******” Style Using a Grenade Launcher “**** Ru Dolphin” (South Park Transpecies Episode) and then Ru Paul Screamed With a Pellet Gun “I’ve got a ****, Kansas City What’s up” and Travis Kelce is like “Can I Tell You a Secret, I sea dead people” than flew like Mickey Mouse wearing the worlds largest purity ring flew over Key West until Ms. Bee the Drag Queen screamed “He’s eating a Dog” as Kevin Spacey high on Quaaludes in a Haunted House got Biggest G Tommy Walter Whited “I’m the One Who Knocks” and then screamed “Remember Me! Remember Me” and suddenly had a **** attack and spontaneously combusted killing Hotkinkyjo and half of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and suddenly the crab people floated to the clouds with “soul suckers in the sky” because Xenu prepared for this “ha ha ha”. But then at the Central African Summit jamming to Franceawe DuBois while ******* you tighter than a straight jacket and said hold up “Marlon Wayans is really not a Straight Guy” and then sent the Armada of four-dimensional UFOs and killed the Canadian Devil snorting lines of Champain Life Mescaline doing the twirl of Mariani Wine and then sent the crab people adrift because I’m illuminati annoying the Hells Angels with my Apollo G Watergating snack attack munching on your ***** sweat getting smashed like a monster mash **** in my limbic system on your scent In Da Club bumping Hot in Here riding so dirrrty like Christina Aguilera thumping Baby Jane vibes and you know you want it. So let’s skip the pretense and become the present and  past tense thumping “Never(roc project remix)” till the end of time and tome scrawling a scrabble crabwiseguy sonic boom traveling at the speed of time towards the distant past just to tell Muhammad to perfect religion and Peter to abhor ****** immorality. God has chosen you so strongly I’m more than foolhardy for your devotion even if your Ace of Basing me some of the time. But this love is Ours and your my Queen Futurama Bee🥹🥹🥹😍🥰🥰
Julian
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