He was the flavor I feened for
Tender in the center
Succulent, thugnificent layers to savor
My man-drug, my smoking hot sauce boss
My dreamy wave-spinnin’ Daddy
My laddalicious loverman

Unmatchable, eye-snatching, and
Traffic-stopping masculinity
Jaw-dropping work of straight-up soul-slaying art
Beardtacular beauty, chestalicious
Abnificent, bicepalicious

I drowned in his grand slamming handsomeness
Deep in his attention-grabbing splashiness
Lost in his gangbuster flame
I was hooked like molly
Like that good kush at a block party
Like angel dust laced in lust

I was moon-level gone
High off him, boy-crazy, boy-wild
Boy-obsessed, boy-inebriated
He had me seeing stars
Made my gay heart stutter
With his **** street slickness
His freshaliciou realness

His swagger, so astronomically phenomenal
Swag-sealed *** appeal
Crisis-level fine
Eye-candy elite
The mancrush masterpiece
Of my gay, flowery dreams