I was so addicted to his
**** glistening physique
His breathtaking *****
Built to perfection
To keep me forever
Obsessed with his
Freshtastically delectable prepossessingness

He was so **** intoxicating
My mancrush sweetness
With heavy, hard-hitting heat
That stole my breath like crazy
My fried oyster fantasy
My golden, greasy, and crunchy shrimp

Creamy man-magic hot from the pan
**** as hell, seasoned swagger
Lobster-licious lusciousness
Red-hot, steam-rising dreaminess
Butter-melting thugtasticness

I hungered to dive deep
Into his succulent sweetness
Feening for his gleaming supremeness
Feel his explosive energy encompass me
To be covered in his southern style love

I wanted to sizzle in his skillet
Of dopacetic sexaliciousness
Face-deep in his double scoop
Of juicy, peachy *****
Get lost in his radiant, full-flavored pulchritude