I fell deep into his lush sea of lava heat
Man-drenched and man-enchanted
Devouringly devouring in his heavenly
Dreadtacular attractiveness

He was my magical mancrush milkshake
My man candy meat
My man-made cupcake
My butterscotch ice cream
Extra sweet and sinfully delicious

I couldn’t help but drink down his pulchritude
Filled with cocktail lime juice
I was crazy spacey off his flavorlicious manliness
Intoxicated on the unparalleled enchantment
Of his sweet slaying kisses

My mindscape marinated
In his macho mango magnificence
He was dreamydiculous fine
My whole tray of banana pudding smoothness
My peach cobbler boss
My gumbo *** of awesome sauce
My southern sweet tea waiting for me to taste

I was full-on faded on flame-grilled game
Loving the way he tamed me
With his dangerously appetizing enticingness
So stuck on him like molasses
On sun-kissed, sizzling pancakes