I was queer-candy manhandled
Sweet-slapped by his radtastic attractiveness
Mind-flooded and man-drunk
Strung out on his tongue game
His voice, all heavy bass
Slaying my gay space

I was swimming in his shimmering sea
Of dapperdiculous splashiness
Gay-wrecked, gangatamagnetized
Immersed in his man-bliss nectar
Under the spell of his smooth criminal swagger

He hijacked every gay cell of my being
Left me spacey AF, ready to combust
Man-melted, man-tranced
My hypnotic hunk-sundae
My bad boy snack

I was covered in his hot-frosted machoness
Powered sugar pulchritude
Mantastic layers so luscious to love
Licking every creamy surface
Of his full-course treasured man-dessert

Succulent mantasy energy
A felony of heavenly prepossessingness
Smashing my senses like crazy
Leaving me helplessly addicted
To his flavoriffic finesse