In my mind, he was my pride-pumped hunk
My rainbow-dipped Romeo
My dazzle-loaded lad
My dripdiculous dope Daddy
Slickalicious sexmuffin

My flexified finesse prince
My juicebomb charm
My lip-bitin’, pec-poppin’, and sweat-shinin’ kryptonite
My grip-worthy, gunned-up hunk
Slathered in swagalicious splashiness

His voice, baritone thunder
His walk, bossed-up hotness
His energy, sizzle-built supremeness
He had me boy-hypnotized, man-wrecked
Soaked in boy-lust and man-muscle
Locked into his boy-blessed orbit
Slayed in the best **** way