His masculinity was a smooth-brewed
Concoction of machoness and sauciness
That had my soul sizzling
And knees stuttering, loving his
Mad hot supreme dreaminess

He was a ****** seamless scene
Of monumental adventure
All broad-chested majesticness
Sun-slick sweetness
Making my gayness crave him so much more

He was my top-tier, city-slick loverman
My heartthrob firebomb
My main squeeze beast
My thirsttrap swagstorm
My treasured chest buffet
My smooth-talking, showstopping boss babe

I was so beyond eternity gay for him
His presence was deep, doperrific, and dazzling
Soaked in steamy *** appeal
And gangbuster energy
Snapworthy splashiness

He had badass blazing bravado for days
That slayed my queer-flavored world
That left me strung out
And wild for his red-hot eruption
Of ecstasy-charged masculinity