There was a mad gay earthquake
Shaking like crazy in every cell of my being
He was cooking me alive with his hazel-lit heat
Soul-stirring spectacularity
Immaculate splashtastic attractiveness

Swagger-seducing smoothness
Beard game on 100
Top-shelf Romeo-level perfection
Man candy treasure

He poured more and more
Of his mouthwatering finesse
All over my queer flesh
Nectar-nasty passion
Licorice-laced lusciousness

My supreme ice cream
Double-scooped pulchritude
My swoon-slick slay snack
My crash-hot-caked splash
My bliss-charged boss daddy
My dreamy swag candy

He had my brain blackout blasted to the max
With an excessive sweet tooth
For his smooth-*** masterpiece
His red-hot, slamming, and mantastic game

I was hooked on his thugtastic drip
His swizzle stick, premium grade slurp fuel
His treasure sack, a velvet beanbag
Filled with magical treasure

A jackpot of top-notch art
Edible-daddy enchantment
That had me so crazy in love
With his unforgettable mansexual appeal