I went to the grocery store to buy
a pumpkin that's good for us

I saw several types of
pumpkins
I chose an old pumpkin

I was standing at the checkout counter
and the lady checking out
said
"Can't you look at old pumpkins funny?
It's more expensive than a young pumpkin."

I laughed and said
"It's not like people"
we wouldn't have done this
from the start either.