If you find yourself On that great adventure, But not the one you planned, I’m talking about the one Where you felt scared And confused, And your mind Was anything but domesticated. The adventure where you wandered So far from the front steps And you were laying In a field Of black dandelions. Black dandelions That our foolish mathematics Couldn’t describe in any equation. Black dandelions That you desperately tried to dissect. And you pulled every pedal off them, One at a time, In the hopes You could hear their song If they were naked. It makes no sense now. But maybe it will later. You picked every pedal. What a grandiose accomplishment. You’ll love the trophy for 3 days. And then you’ll go back to the office For the millionth Monday in a row. We only hurt Because we have no idea How hilarious we are. There was nothing left to do but walk back up The front steps Into a house Made entirely from glass. It’s partially cloudy today. This sun is more stubborn than I am. I’m truly impressed, And nothing these days impresses me. It’s so **** stubborn. I love that. I bet a black dandelion could grow In the living room. There’s a small but real chance I could follow suite.