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Jul 12
Never laugh when a hearse goes by for you may be the next to die……
They’ll wrap you in a ****** sheet and bury you six feet deep until the worms crawl in~the worms crawl out~ they all start playing pea-knuckle on your snout
Your eyes pop-out
Your teeth decay
That’s the end of a happy day :-(
Never laugh when a hearse goes by

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Author unknown, there are many versions of this saying/poem this is the one that my dad always taught me growing up, and I thought I’d shared here for a good laugh
Shane Michael Stoops
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Shane Michael Stoops  48/M/Mo Valley, IA
(48/M/Mo Valley, IA)   
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