Never laugh when a hearse goes by for you may be the next to die…… They’ll wrap you in a ****** sheet and bury you six feet deep until the worms crawl in~the worms crawl out~ they all start playing pea-knuckle on your snout Your eyes pop-out Your teeth decay That’s the end of a happy day :-( Never laugh when a hearse goes by
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Author unknown, there are many versions of this saying/poem this is the one that my dad always taught me growing up, and I thought I’d shared here for a good laugh