His masculinity was a freshalicious fire
Macholicious muscle, dopalicious thunder
That set my whole **** existence ablaze
He was the hottest heavenly heartthrob
Carved into the surface of my heart

My walking fantasy marvel
With a seductive strut that I loved
My strong-bodied showstopper
My trouble-tatted treasure
My warrant-worthy treasure

My misdemeanor masterpiece
My mugshot snack daddy
My badass ***** bandit
With those top-tier curves
That flabbergasted me
Serving sheer sexiness on the regular

I craved to get booked, cuffed, and
Locked up in the embrace
Of his gangbuster greatness
Doing time in his bed
Savoring his jail-worthy girth
His state-penitentiary sausage
His cellblock chopper

Tasting his conviction-level candy
His man-sweet nectar
His hard time hangers
His man-melons
His untouchable love grenades
As he ruled me to perfection
With that deep-gut stroke game