If you knew Mr. Pettigrew
You would know he's not a foe
If you give him a chance to talk
You might end up going for a walk
He goes by Michael everyday
And rides a bicycle with feeling gay
When you feel down and out
He will show you his rainbow trout
Oh behold Ol' Michael P.
For he's the one you want to see
And when you see him with a ***
Don't forget I told you so.