nothing quite smells like fresh wastewater in the morning they wanted me at the treatment plant hovering over a pump that gave up and knows better than all of us that moving **** around is just a temporary fix they want me over the sensor that gave up in solidarity with the pump and needs a bigger skin care routine than all the women I've ever seen the electric Peugeot van to get there who only does the speed limit also knows better than me that there is no rush to risk our lives the **** will still be there they want me at the meetings it's important that we know what we're all doing we wouldn't want to treat the **** more than it needs to be though I suspect the real reason we're all there on a Monday is so we don't feel completely alone when we have to be all the other days