There's a gang out there,
Not just any gang,
The "******* Pirates"

The leader,
Destructor Danny,
Has built a gang so feared,
O'block looks like a daycare,

In the group we have Danny's right hand man,
Billy Badass,
The rest are Timmy Toughknuckles,
Carl Crusader,
And last but not least,
Marty Macintosh

Don't just fear them,
Respect them,
Because them they might accept you and call you a cool name like Zane Zorbmaker