Mr.Monopoly man,
Is your name Dan,
That would seem a bit lame,
Nobody would really play your board game

No hate to the Dans out there,
But it feels like Dans have a huge evil lair,
To collect hatred and hair,
Mostly from me,
Your biggest hater,

I want my hairline back,
I think kindness is what you guys lack,
But oh man,
Dear Mr.Monolpoly man,
I'm sorry I owe you Jeff bezos' net worth