I had a bad experience with gang bangers recently that I need to share with this ex-lesbian commune now. It was Halloween and the lights in the cemetery were out. I took a 50%-off coupon with my brother to a local hatchet shop to purchase hair dye and other essentials. On our way we encountered a large group of peaceful rioters with leg cramps and menstrual maladies. I whipped out a polyurethane ***** from Uruguay and beat them all insensate. It was a grueling 3 minutes of blood-spurts and agonizing moans for mercy. Later, after my water broke, I gave birth to Siamese twin brothers (each with distinct personal problems, not counting separation anxiety).