It's all quite the lark At the moment For the aftermath Of a plane crash This island is beautiful And the weather is clement There's Brocken trees everywhere We have the means to make fire An abundance of edible fruit
Only six passengers booked On an airliner made for hundreds Little bags of nuts And whisky miniatures galore Though we've powered through em Ravening greedy ******
But there are few animals And we cannot hunt When winter rolls round And the fruit is gone We'll see a different front
And so I see the laughing faces Over the signal fire A demented form of joy The appearance of a pyre As the last of the ***** gets drained Lost spirits once again raised I thank god I grabbed that machete And wonder if humans Are better fried or braised