Apple, you are my best friend, you are so sweet.
You make the doctor run with his coat entangled between his feet.
By pulling my teeth you help cancel dentist appointment day,
yes, I would want to take you with to school everyday.

You come in many shapes and sizes,
Like salads, slices, apple - tizers.
You help me overcome my biggest fear,
yes you avoid the doctors from coming near.

You help my increase my money stash,
When pulling teeth attracts tooth mouse cash.
Yes I take you with me everywhere, everyday,
'Cause an apple a day keeps the doctor away!