The young intern had my heart in knots
We kissed and she asked me not to tell
That was just the beginning of the tale
Which quickly swelled with mischief
From skinny dipping at the Creek
To behind the church,her on her knees
Me getting my prayers answered
Next morning, at the office
She was ****** Mary , me Saint Peter
Like teenagers,  we were always eager
Recklessly seeking immediate thrill
Of course this only lasted for a little while
Company car shaking in the car park was our last act
Next morning we were in HR Manager's office ...  
"Vile Toads"  is all he said as he gave us dismissal letters.😅