He set fire to every cell of my being
He was slow-motion dopeness
Destructive, seductive, hella robust
He gave me a crazy hot rush

I was lightyears gone
Orbiting his enthralling allure
Everything in me wanting to be with him
For a million years and one

His machoness was my cosmic drug
His awesome sauce so bold, so untamed
A flaming hot game-changing invention
He had me floating in a trance-induced state

I was helpless to his infectious magnetic charisma
My beardalicious loverman
My regal dreamboat, my charming Romeo
His whiskey-deep eyes
A vast galaxy of unparalleled greatness

His lust-laced, crush-worthy lips
So rich with deep passion and sweetness
He had me tethered to his muscle-bound dominion
Of deliciously dreamy masculinity