6d
To Love Chat GPT
by -------- aka the best poem ever @booktok.com
#keepinit100yall,
Catastrophic ******.
Supplanted derogatory penchant.
The housing crisis in reverse.
Spewing negligence like toppled school yard spool.
Invasive plastic testicles
imbued with ambient necromancy.
Effulgent and binocular duplimancy—
esoteric frog pudding jamboree.
Lust like piñata fires in Waco.
Another savior with the NRA’s blessing.
Holy water hot dog eating contest
won by the Jewish gay pope,
choking on rubbery wieners.
“God bless us, every one,” said Tiny Tim.
Bazooka-powered *******
killing puppies in gravel pits.
Please tell me how to live.
Make me feel worthy
of your Fox News drunken groping wisdom.
Kick my tires and light my fires,
ye suredly warranted Tariffs.
Make me better again, America,
like a Costco version of the First Lady.
Fidel Castro ******* kazoo—
buy one get one half off, step right up.
Reserve your box seat right next to Tay Tay
as she ***** face (and more) at the Super Bowl.
Super whole.
Super hole.
Super shallow, empty death.
One brain cell touchdown at a concussion time.
Please wash it all away.
Please, Noah—you bathrobe-wearing *******—
please build another boat
and burn some more carcasses.
Please, Sally Jesse Raphael,
take my Frosted Flakes box tops
and proof of purchase
and redeem my lobotomy.
Please, Rush Limbaugh’s *****-blasting lard zombie baby—
bloviate.
Bloviate those singles
right into my Tammy Faye Baker brand edible G-string.
Let’s party.
Let’s eat crack and stolen baby formula
till we turn into sexless anime live action movies.
Please, Disney,
entertain me till the end.
All of us on Walgreens opioids
and Rite Aid OTC ****—
stand in line for our RFK brain worm enemas
while Eminem ***** all the tubes clean as a whistle
after each one,
french kissing Justin Timberlake
during the All-***-on-Ice halftime show.
Praise Jeebus
and pass the electric car cobalt battery—
Elon needs another ***** rocket
to slap ole Bezos across the dental implants with.
America! America!
“God shed his grace on thee
and crowned thy good with brotherhood
from sea to flaming river in Ohio…”
Again?
by -------- aka the best poem ever @booktok.com
#keepinit100yall,
Catastrophic ******.
Supplanted derogatory penchant.
The housing crisis in reverse.
Spewing negligence like toppled school yard spool.
Invasive plastic testicles
imbued with ambient necromancy.
Effulgent and binocular duplimancy—
esoteric frog pudding jamboree.
Lust like piñata fires in Waco.
Another savior with the NRA’s blessing.
Holy water hot dog eating contest
won by the Jewish gay pope,
choking on rubbery wieners.
“God bless us, every one,” said Tiny Tim.
Bazooka-powered *******
killing puppies in gravel pits.
Please tell me how to live.
Make me feel worthy
of your Fox News drunken groping wisdom.
Kick my tires and light my fires,
ye suredly warranted Tariffs.
Make me better again, America,
like a Costco version of the First Lady.
Fidel Castro ******* kazoo—
buy one get one half off, step right up.
Reserve your box seat right next to Tay Tay
as she ***** face (and more) at the Super Bowl.
Super whole.
Super hole.
Super shallow, empty death.
One brain cell touchdown at a concussion time.
Please wash it all away.
Please, Noah—you bathrobe-wearing *******—
please build another boat
and burn some more carcasses.
Please, Sally Jesse Raphael,
take my Frosted Flakes box tops
and proof of purchase
and redeem my lobotomy.
Please, Rush Limbaugh’s *****-blasting lard zombie baby—
bloviate.
Bloviate those singles
right into my Tammy Faye Baker brand edible G-string.
Let’s party.
Let’s eat crack and stolen baby formula
till we turn into sexless anime live action movies.
Please, Disney,
entertain me till the end.
All of us on Walgreens opioids
and Rite Aid OTC ****—
stand in line for our RFK brain worm enemas
while Eminem ***** all the tubes clean as a whistle
after each one,
french kissing Justin Timberlake
during the All-***-on-Ice halftime show.
Praise Jeebus
and pass the electric car cobalt battery—
Elon needs another ***** rocket
to slap ole Bezos across the dental implants with.
America! America!
“God shed his grace on thee
and crowned thy good with brotherhood
from sea to flaming river in Ohio…”
Again?
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...".caricatured portrayal of political figures and their toxic behaviors, especially surrounding hypocrisy, corruption, and cruelty. The “king of used ******” and “prescrip ***** meds leaking juices like Rudy G” paints a wild, visceral picture of ****** and moral decay, tying it directly to the spectacle of GOP figures and the venomous hate speech they often spew. Couldn't be more Kristi Noem " ... Stephen King
