In A.D. 1876: A CANNIBALISTIC TRIBE OF VICIOUS EX-LESBIANS invaded the palace of the Canadian queen and her pock-marked boyfriend. Their demands were simple: (1) submit to the local ex-lesbian code of conduct (2) forfeit all pseudo- and quasi-lesbian activities for ninety days (3) repent before the altar of pope Saint Joan.  THE OUTCOME: The queen refused and was cooked over an open flame. Her freckle-free flesh was described as "tasting like Cornish game hen..."