They reckon they might have found the ninth planet After mulling two readings A quarter century apart They knocked down the likely influences From about twenty to they think just one Not quite a fine art
An ice giant So they say Rough five times our girth Maybe between Two hundred To a thousand times Further away Than Our Sun To this good Earth
It excites the boffins Brings cosmology alive As it drags those Extreme Neptunian trans types Out on a whacky ride.
The shepherd leads his flock high over the celestial mountain down into the deep valley and back.