The only thing an author owns
Is the itsy bitsy tiny room
Under the blankets tiny dreams
Flashbacks of huge dorks
Folk tales of a ***** genie
The only thing that an author can write
Is the death of the enemies on the other side
Little knows the reader though
The enemies hold the knives behind
The authority of an author is
Little bitty of nothingness
Therefore our author wrote
Death upon the lovers nest