I'm glad your mother's not dead and that she was just faking it. She had me fooled in the coffin till she started coughin' and sneezin' like an asthmatic who's chronically wheezin' during the ragweed pollen season. by 𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲 - Hello Poetry

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Apr 27

I'm glad your mother's not dead and that she was just faking it. She had me fooled in the coffin till she started coughin' and sneezin' like an asthmatic who's chronically wheezin' during the ragweed pollen season.

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𝑺𝒖𝒛𝒚 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲

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