The Pope gets to meet
God and they discuss
the 1986 World Cup in
Mexico when Maradona
scored against England
in the quarter finals and
Shilton was bamboozled.
God said it was payback
for The Falklands war 4
years previously when
The Belgrano was sunk.
Then they changed h2o
into wine to celebrate a
victory against Ukraine
****’s by President Putin.