Are you an evergreen, or a deciduous Are you a perennial annual or bi-annual Are you hardened off or in a glass house Are you potted, grafted or a trans plant Are you organic, synthetic or topiary Are you colourful perfumy or bland Are you fertile, pollinated or pruned Are you stemmed, stamen stigma or spore Are you a wallflower a rose or a thorn.
Bravo Miss Rowling, with you all the way on this one.