Lawrence Hall
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The Destruct Sequence Has Been Activated
Upon the occasion of suddenly feeling old
while sitting comfortably in a lawn chair
on a rare warm afternoon in February
The destruct sequence has been activated:
The photon torpedoes have all been fired
The memory software is badly outdated
The phaser comm panel cannot be re-wired
The main drive has stopped; the batteries are failing
The passageways are blocked with fallen debris
The controls on the bridge are uselessly flailing
The ship is listing slowly, degree by degree
Everything aboard ship is antiquated –
The destruct sequence has been activated
Life is good. Life is better with a dachshund and a cup of coffee.