HAMLET TRIES TO GET HIS ACT TOGETHER

Hamlet is about to
**** his uncle

when suddenly
a commentator

tells him what he is
doing

only for a critic
to violently disagree

with this theory.

"...eh...excuse me....'scuse me..!"
Hamlet tries to interject

politely
but

the debate
over what's what

is becoming heated
overheated.

"EXCUSE ME, BUT..."
Hamlet almost close to tears

"...I'M TRYING TO **** MY UNCLE HERE!"

But they pay no heed to him
in the least.

Hamlet and Claudius
pause and noisily

share a bag of popcorn
watch with avid glee

as commentator kills
critic just as

critic kills
commentator.

The rest, is...
. . .silence.