A pig sat in my back yard
seventy pounds of lard
thirty two pounds of gammon and ham
and bacon for the frying pan.

There's a chicken that I can see
and she's laying eggs for me
but I really love fried chicken
so I'll have her for my tea.

A duck with pluck came for a look
at an orange on the tree
I put the two together
and I'll have them both for tea.