There are times I wish I wasn't so shy
Maybe I could give a speech
But I am not a speaker
7th grade I did teach

They say the Irish are superstitious
The Chinese superstitious too
Rabbi Nahman of Bratslav
My mystic rabbi who

Left Jerusalem early
Not the place to be
I like Frederick, Maryland
Sushi for my 3

Moby **** is America doomed
Right here beside my bed
Will I be discussed
After I am dead?

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