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       The Secret Service Says: Our Computers Ate Our Homework

Grown women in Colombia, little girls back home
Beating up a woman in a Jerusalem bar
Drunk and disorderly wherever they roam
(Say, Mr. Pence, just step into our car...)

A funny thing, those messages gone missing
And wanting to take the VP - for a ride?
Maybe it was Dear Leader’s * they were kissing
So what has our SS got to hide?

So, yes, we’re all a little bit nervous
About the weirdos and drunks in our Secret Service