I’d like to strangle! If only I bought a wide-tooth comb to pull out the knots that made a home in my hair, then I’d shed him as fleas in a quick sneeze.
He is the Trash I should have put out last night. But I was red-eyed and tired. Everything expired and smelled like rotten eggs, moldy cheese and sour grapes.
He is a Molotov cocktail I shouldn’t have mixed. But then I was fixed on him. He blew up in my face. And I splattered like cake batter with the beater on high. Stuck to the ceiling and dried. None can scrape me off - with only a wet cloth.